What Happens In Cardiff... - Mark/Jay oneshot, Part 3, 22 Ju

Zouba wrote:: You can blame Mazza for not going all the way with Jay..

and i"ll blame her and Mark if Gary woke up groggy with a less than perfect voice :fight:

Oh don't worry Zouba, Mazza gets the blame for everythng in this oneshot Yes

Thanks for reading and leaving FB hug

Mary wrote:: Well you know i loved every word of this

I do

thanks for your suggestions and proofing it for me Death Hug

Absolutely great!!!!

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Thank you Maddi hug

karenc wrote:

Chantal wrote:

OMG, this one shot is hilarious!!! Steph told me about it on MSN and sent me the link!!! OMG, I laughed so much at this!! Clap

Brilliant!! Laugh

karenc wrote:: Christ on a bike...

LMFAO, this one made me laugh out loud !!! Laugh

karenc wrote:: "How did it come to this Mazza?”

Haha, nice dropping! Laugh

karenc wrote:: “Don’t die on me now Kazza, I can’t do this myself!” a laugh erupted from her throat as she took my arm and we continued to walk.

LOL, that's such a typical thing to say when your nervous!!! Laugh

Well, at least... I'm the kind to say this sort of stuff! Shrug

karenc wrote:: “Charged to the room? Bloody hell, do we look like we could afford a room here?“ I giggled to Mary!

This made me giggle,lol.
By the way, I opened another page to reply to this one shot. I am reading while FBing (I do that quite a lot, ask Steph and Anyz LOL), so I wanted to add that this looks like you've actually lived this! Seriously, the way this is written seems very real, hehe. Oh, and I left a space on the top of this page, so I can say my impression of the whole one shot....lol. I'm not crazy! Grin

karenc wrote:: Now, not only were we being watched by the evil fan girls, we also had to act normal because of who was sat next to us.

Oh boy...LOL! Good luck with that! Laugh

karenc wrote:: “Your phone is weird”
“Uh huh, don’t suppose it would be anything to do with the two glasses of wine you’ve just had” I laughed and then we carried on chatting and texting.

Nice reply! Laugh

karenc wrote:: “My ovaries have just skipped a beat!”

OMG!!!!

karenc wrote:: “Is he stood right next to me?” I asked, in a whisper, just loud enough that Mary could make it out. A nod came from her head as my heart started to pound in my chest and I wrestled with myself not to turn round and stare open mouthed!!
“Ooh he just turned to go to the bar and I’ve got a great view of his ass, come on you have to look now” she said glassy eyed as she enjoyed the view.

OMG, this part made me laugh!! Laugh

karenc wrote:: we were within touching distance of The Orange and my god was it doing things to us!

I know the feeling!! Shock

karenc wrote:: and then watched as he parked his bum in the seat next to me and carried on chatting with the dancers!

The bum part made me giggle but when I read the rest I was like ' Oh, the bastard!' in French! LOL!! Laugh

karenc wrote:: I looked up and Gary had walked in
“Gary” I said to Ma

OMG, I actually literally squealed as I read his name in the dialogue! Shock

karenc wrote:: “Fuck off! Waaaaa! God that’s depressing! Tell me he looks like shit and is wearing a brown woolly cardigan *cries*”

Good old Lara!! I love her!! Laugh

karenc wrote:: Mary watched Gary as the eyebrow was out in force

LMAO, ur so mean!!! Laugh

He looks so sexy when he does that!!! Drool

karenc wrote:: “Gary looks like a chav tonight” she said giggling

What's a chav?*looks suspiciously*

I'm glad the way I've written this seems real, that's cos all the above stuff you've quoted is true!! 100% happened Laugh

Everything after that is made up though Yes

Unfortunately Roll Eyes

Oh and here's a bit from Wiki on chavs: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav

I said he looked like a chav cos he was wearing a tracksuit and these big white trainers Laugh

Thanks for the awesome FB hun Grin

LMAO at 'chav', ur so meaaaaaaaaaaan !!!!! Laugh

OMG, I thought so that u were at their hotel cuz a friend of mine has told me many stories of her being in the hotel and the way you describe everything such as the other fans' looks and the way u say that u ate first and the resataurant was empty and then u went to the bar, and that Mark goes out to have a smoke and stuff...all real! Grin

OMG, so u were really sandwiched between the bods and the musicians at the restaurant and u were really sat next to Jay at some point?!?! And he really had tea and didn't no where to put his cup and he said thx girls?!?!??! OMG, LOL!!!!

And there are other parts for this one shot?!?!?!?! I'm gonna read more later!!!! Love

Chantal wrote:: OMG, so u were really sandwiched between the bods and the musicians at the restaurant and u were really sat next to Jay at some point?!?! And he really had tea and didn't no where to put his cup and he said thx girls?!?!??! OMG, LOL!!!!

Yes, Yes, Yes and Yes!!! Grin

it was a very surreal evening Laugh

Yep there are three parts, I think part 2 is on page four or something and part three I only posted today Grin

Whaaa I've been waiting for part 3 to turn up Bedtime

off to read Tongue

I've read it and I Love

it! Bloody hell Mary she really did give you a rotten sense of timing in this!

... any chance of you writing a What happens in.. of your own? Whistle

Between the two of you, you could probably cover most venues Laugh

oh don't remind me of london

i saw an annoucement today about some football tournament, of four clubs, including one from egypt, it's called wembley cup i think, this week

and i got all Sad

remembering TT there

jor wrote:: I've read it and I it! Bloody hell Mary she really did give you a rotten sense of timing in this!

... any chance of you writing a What happens in.. of your own? Between the two of you, you could probably cover most venues

Well we were talking about this the other night, and I thought I might do a What Happens In...for Glasgow, Manchester and London. I did try and start the Glasgow one the other night and I got about 2 pages done then the inspiration fairy upped and left me Roll Eyes

I will try and get it finished though Yes

Thanks for the FB Jo hug

Poor you Karen!!!

Great one shot though!! Clap

I know, poor me!! The things Mazza does that I have to put up with Roll Eyes

Thanks for reading Faye Grin

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karenc wrote:: “I’m sure I’d fit very well in your hole Mary and I’ll apologise for disturbing you mate when you were trying to explore Karen’s” Mark said letting out a loud belly laugh before turning to reception to ask for a key
“Just you wait Mazza, I might kill you with my bare hands”
“Mark said he’d fit well in my hole” she sighed and her eyes glazed over
I rolled my eyes and couldn’t help but laugh at her expression, she was disappearing to the red side right before my eyes!!!

OMG, I feel like laughing but actually Hot

I loved it. I'm sad that it ended Sad

SeDeTT wrote:

karenc wrote:: “I’m sure I’d fit very well in your hole Mary and I’ll apologise for disturbing you mate when you were trying to explore Karen’s” Mark said letting out a loud belly laugh before turning to reception to ask for a key
“Just you wait Mazza, I might kill you with my bare hands”
“Mark said he’d fit well in my hole” she sighed and her eyes glazed over
I rolled my eyes and couldn’t help but laugh at her expression, she was disappearing to the red side right before my eyes!!!

OMG, I feel like laughing but actually Hot

I loved it. I'm sad that it ended Sad

Watch this space, there may be another oneshot coming based on the adventures of Mazza and Kazza Wink

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Good stuff!! Clap

Looking forward to it already Grin

Bloody brilliant!! Laugh

Loved it!

Brilliantly written, liked how you carried on from your own story Grin

I hope you do write ones for the other cities (:

Marijke wrote:: Bloody brilliant!!

I dunno about that but thank you Blush

Alex, the Glasgow oneshot is already underway Yes

I just hope I can make it even half as good as this one, I don't want everyone to read it and think it was crap compared to this one Scared

Don't worry everyone! What i've read of the next one has almost killed me coz i've been laughing so much - there's nothing to worry about, Kazza Cool

Mary wrote:: Don't worry everyone! What i've read of the next one has almost killed me coz i've been laughing so much - there's nothing to worry about, Kazza

Thanks Mazza Blush

I'm still worried though Scared

This was brilliant, just a pity you didn't get to Rude

Jason, oh well maybe in the glasgow one you will!

Oh well fine! $Don\'t Care$ Sad

That was brilliant Kazza Clap

larajayne wrote:: Oh well fine! $Don\'t Care$

That was brilliant Kazza

Don't worry there might be a part for you in the London one if I get that far Laugh

Thanks hun Kiss

Janie wrote:: This was brilliant, just a pity you didn't get to Jason, oh well maybe in the glasgow one you will!

Maybe...or maybe not Think

karenc wrote:

Chantal wrote:: OMG, so u were really sandwiched between the bods and the musicians at the restaurant and u were really sat next to Jay at some point?!?! And he really had tea and didn't no where to put his cup and he said thx girls?!?!??! OMG, LOL!!!!

Yes, Yes, Yes and Yes!!! Grin

it was a very surreal evening Laugh

Yep there are three parts, I think part 2 is on page four or something and part three I only posted today Grin

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD !!!!!!!!! omg

LOL, I'm so happy for ya!!! OMG, I would've died though if he was sat next to me!!! haha!! Oh,wait Shock

I got to stand next to him and get a signed autograph in Zurich, I died already! faint

Am gonna read Part 2 and 3 now, this is too good!! Laugh

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